Here are some former members of Monkey Rampant. Gone but not forgotten...

Ellen PutneyMoore
Nickname: “La Diva.”
Age: 22.
Favorite Color: Black.
Favorite
Movie: "Eat, Drink, Man, Woman.”
Book you are Reading Right Now: “When Harlem was in Vogue.”
Favorite
Food: Chocolate frozen yogurt.
Favorite Cartoon/ Comic Book Character: Bugs Bunny.
City of Birth: Ann Arbor, MI
Day Job: Student.
Musical Instrument Played: Voice, mezzo-soprano.
Ambition in Life: To be queen of the world.
Anything Else You Want to Share (funny anecdote, personal philosophy, etc.): “If it ain’t chocolate, it ain’t dessert and if it ain’t gold, it ain’t a gift.”
Where are they now?: Ellen was kidnapped by a small tribe of angry fairies, who force her to tell them off-color jokes about breakfast foods.

Sean P. Jaworski
Nickname: None.
Age: 29.
Favorite Color: Green.
Favorite
Movie: Office Space.
Book you are Reading Right Now: Rush Limbaugh is a Big, Fat Idiot!
Favorite
Food: Anything Mexican.
Favorite Cartoon/ Comic Book Character: Undecided.
City of Birth: Ann Arbor, MI.
Day Job: Engineer.
Musical Instrument Played: Guitar.
Ambition in Life: Not applicable.
Anything Else You Want to Share (funny anecdote, personal philosophy, etc.): No.
Where are they now?
Sean is breeding seven-foot long Mexican Jumping
Beans.

Brian Papandrea
Nickname: CoCo...as in oo oo ah ah.
Age: 23.
Favorite Color: let's go with blue
Favorite Movie: ed wood. tim burton's masterpiece!
Book you are Reading Right Now: just finished "Gasping for Airtime" by jay mohr. great comedian but my god is he whiny!
Favorite Food: the mad chef roll at little tree in royal oak. heaven, just heaven!
Favorite Cartoon/ Comic Book Character: duckman.
City of Birth: eminem had 8 mile, i represented 12.
Day Job: server/bartender at buddy's pizza.
Musical Instrument Played: used to play bass.
Ambition in Life: to stop quintin tarantino from making films. but that's more of 5-year plan. i'm not so much the ambitious type...that's what got julius ceaser killed after all.
Anything Else You Want to Share (funny anecdote, personal philosophy, etc.): "Life is just a series of peaks and troughs, and you don't know whether you're in a trough until you're climbing out or on a peak till you're coming down. And that's it, you never know what's around the corner, but it's all good. If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits." ~David Brent (from "The Office")
Where are they now? Brian is now amongst the gnomes.
Don't ask.

Fallon Shaya
Nickname: Don’t have one.
Age: 21.
Favorite Color: Red and Black.
Favorite Movie: A Few Good Men.
Book you are Reading Right Now: Everybody Poops.
Favorite Food: Pasta.
Favorite Cartoon/ Comic Book Character: Superman.
City of Birth: Royal Oak.
Day Job: Counter Help at a Dry Cleaners.
Musical Instrument Played: None.
Ambition in Life: To be an actress!!
Anything Else You Want to Share (funny anecdote,
personal philosophy, etc.): I love everyone! And I
just want to make people smile.
Where are
they now? Fallon is studying quantum mechanics at
the Transylvania Institute of Technology.

Bob Heiney
Nickname: Bob.
Age: 37.
Favorite Color: Blue. No, green! AAAAAHHhhhh...
Favorite Movie: The Imposters.
Book you are Reading Right Now: Microsoft CRM Unleashed (not fun, but profitable).
Favorite Food: Thai.
Favorite Cartoon/ Comic Book Character: The Brain (as in Pinky and the...).
City of Birth: Jackson, MI.
Day Job: Network Consultant.
Musical Instrument Played: None.
Ambition in Life:Still working on it.
Anything Else You Want to Share (funny anecdote, personal philosophy, etc.): Nope, if Erin won’t share then I’m not going to either.

Sierra Nevada
Parsons
Nickname: “Da
Scourge”
Age: 22
Favorite Color:
Puce
Favorite Movie:
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure: Ypsilanti Style
Book you are
Reading Right Now: Anarchist’s Cookbook
Favorite Food:
Coffee
Favorite
Cartoon/ Comic Book Character: Too Much Coffee Man
City of Birth:
Trenton, MI
Day Job (if
applicable): Super Ninja Shadow Barista, 1st
Class
Musical
Instrument Played (if applicable; voice counts):
Drums
Ambition in Life
(if applicable): To Rock.
Anything else
you want to share (funny anecdote, personal
philosophy, etc.): I can kill fish with my mind.

Mireille Prusak
Nickname:
Dork
Age: 34
Favorite Color:
Black
Favorite Movie:
Wet Hot American Summer
Book you are Reading Right Now:
Kitchen Confidential by Anthony Bourdain
Favorite Food: Bourbon, neat
Favorite Cartoon/ Comic Book
Character: Coach McGuirk from
Home Movies
City of Birth: Southfield, MI
Day Job: Editorial Assistant & cube
farm drone
Musical Instrument Played: none,
unfortunately…though I’m working on it
Ambition in Life: World Domination
Anything Else
You Want to Share (funny anecdote, personal
philosophy, etc.): Don't let the boy talk you into
bringing that boiler on the family camping trip.

Rob Prusak
Nickname:
"Snooker."
Age: 36
Favorite Color: Medium-rare.
Favorite Movie:
"Blues Brothers."
Book you are Reading Right Now:
Torpedo
Juice, by Tim Dorsey.
Favorite Food: Ortolan.
Favorite Cartoon/ Comic Book
Character: Brak's father/Iron Man.
City of Birth: Marquette, MI.
Day Job: Photographer.
Musical Instrument Played: Drums,
guitar, recorder, kotsuzumi.
Ambition in Life: I hope one day to
comprehend how the speed of light can be squared.
Anything Else
You Want to Share (funny anecdote, personal
philosophy, etc.): “When the going gets weird,
the weird turn pro."

Steve Daut
Nickname: Steve Daut.
Age: Fif- uh- I forgot.
Favorite Color: Yukki Green.
Favorite Movie: Dead Ringers.
Book you are Reading Right Now: I’m writing and I
don’t multi-task, so none.
Favorite Food: Anything but asparagus.
Favorite Cartoon/ Comic Book Character: Zap.
City of Birth: Wyoming.
Day Job: Money Guy.
Musical Instrument Played: Lima Beans.
Ambition in Life: To get through it.
Anything Else You Want to Share (funny anecdote,
personal philosophy, etc.): Always do your best, no
matter how bad you suck at it.
Hannah Dahl
Nickname:
ManDude.
Age:
20.
Favorite Color: Black.
Favorite Movie: The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Book you are Reading Right Now:
i am reading...The Poisenwood Bible, The Innocent,
Timeline, Harry Potter books (for the 5th time) The
Lord of the Rings Trilogy (for like the eighth time)
and that's all I am reading for now.
Favorite Food: Superman Ice Cream.
Favorite Cartoon/ Comic Book Character: BATMAN and Sponge Bob.
City of Birth: Ann Arbor.
Day Job:
Nanny911.
Musical Instrument Played:
Piano.
Ambition in Life:
To know why I'm here.
Anything Else You Want to Share (funny anecdote, personal philosophy, etc.):
"Do the chickens have large talons?"

John
Syverson
Nickname: Pardo, Stretch, SyverGeek.
Age: 33.
Favorite Color: Jovian Gascloud Camo.
Favorite Movie: Pick one from Coen
Bros, Wes Craven, Paul Thomas Anderson, Kurosawa.
Also really diggin' Spaghetti Westerns now.
Book you are Reading Right Now:
America, the Book, The Power of Now, 100 Medium
Sodoku Puzzles.
Favorite Food: Sushi, Thai, Indian,
genuine Southern barbecue. Holy Lord, I'm passionate
about food.
Favorite Cartoon/ Comic Book
Character: The Tick, The Bee Guy, The guy with the
biggest afro in the Globetrotters cartoon who always
saved the day with something he found in his hair.
City of Birth: Southfield, MI.
Day Job: Software support.
Musical Instrument Played: None, but
I aspirations to be a real punk rocker.
Ambition in Life: To be a real punk
rocker, star in a film, write a book, achieve
enlightenment.
Anything Else
You Want to Share
(funny anecdote, personal philosophy, etc.):
Wherever you go, there you are. And you forgot your
pants and passport. And who put that knife in your
hand?"

Spencer
Alexander Thomas
Nickname: Alex
Age: 36
Favorite Color:
Red.
Favorite Movie:
Which Way is Up?
Book you are Reading Right Now:
Autobiography of an Idiot, by
George W. Bush.
Favorite Food:
Grease.
Favorite Cartoon/ Comic Book
Character: Bill O'Reilly.
City of Birth:
Saginaw, MI.
Day Job:
Admin.
Asst.
Musical Instrument Played:
Clarinet for 16 days when I was
9..
Ambition in Life:
Spread
some love.
Anything Else You Want to Share (funny anecdote,
personal philosophy, etc.): I
would like to thank the funniest stand-up comic I
ever met, Paddy Ashe and the greatest theatre
company I've ever worked with, Redbud Theatre for
helping me get here.

Erin Suzanne Dion
Nickname:
I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Age: 26.
Favorite Color: Green.
Favorite Movie: There is not one that can claim this title.
Book you are Reading Right Now: All of the Library of Congress.
Favorite Food:
Kale.
Favorite Cartoon/ Comic Book Character:
Wolverine/ Rogue.
City of Birth: Pink and Green Capitol of the World: Grosse Pointe.
Day Job:
Wonder Woman.
Musical Instrument Played: Voice.
Ambition in Life:
Earning a Grammy for best jazz album.
Anything Else You Want to Share (funny anecdote, personal philosophy, etc.): Nothing. I think sharing is for pussies and first grade teachers.
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